I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me
This is what it means to age gracefully…
God save the queen
I’m sick of the media telling us women can only be beautiful during a very tiny portion of their lives. Look at this amazing person, and tell me she hasn’t always been and remains to this day drop dead gorgeous.
Ladies, you’re always and forever beautiful. Remember that.
I’m not saying that beauty is the most important thing, I’m only saying your age will never steal it from you. So just keep rockin’ it.
remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina
DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.
I love dogs so much oh my god
I know they end up together, but I’m loving these exchanges even beforehand.
look a t my fucking hair its ? mess
wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face
the parent trap: modern au